Latest SMS Collection

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.

Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what’s this?

Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…

Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…

aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p