Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?
Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?
Pathan: Pata nahi,
Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: YATEEM
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Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?
Pathan: Pata nahi,
Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: YATEEM
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1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!
Doctor: kiya howa?
Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek “MEMON” nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia
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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…
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Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.
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Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!
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