Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
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Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
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Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”
tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”
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Na guzarna Eid k din masjid ke paas se,
kahin log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod den…
aur ho ke khafa khuda aap se..
kahin khubsurat log banana na chor dey
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When your successful
your well wishers know
who you are
when you are unsuccessful
you know
who your well wishers are
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Effort is important,
but knowing where
to make an effort
in your life
makes all the difference.
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Kuch rishte anjaane mein ho jate hai
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hai
kehte hain uss daur ko dosti
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai
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Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
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Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,
Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.
Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,
Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.
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